Ambassador of Neapolitan pizza. High-priest of salumi.
VP of fun. Catalyst of crazy. Catering & event coordinator. Desperately in need of another cup of coffee.
Chief myrmidon. Compulsive archivist. Perpetually in search of warmth & Nutella.
Recovering fast food addict. Hopeless seeker of lost objects. Scribe of improbable menace. Keeper of kitchen towels. Professional suppressor of excitement.